Let's do this. The internet isn't even going to know what hit it.
Hey there! Pardon the interruption, but the way you were using our site tells me that, statistically speaking, you probably have a question.
So just ask, and I’ll do my best to help.
I won’t put you on an email list, and I won’t ask you to get out your checkbook. I’ll simply reply with a few ideas on how to tackle your problem. If you want to discuss working together, we can talk about that, too, but I won’t push – just an attempt to be helpful with no unwanted follow-up.
So… how can I help?
Jeff, JCM Head of Accounts